So you've got a chicken that you love and care for. You tuck into bed at night, and wake it up in the morning with a fresh bowl of cereal. Then you're out for a walk one day and run into an old college friend. You exhange pleasenties and go to introduce your chicken, when disaster strikes! Your chicken doesn't have a name. You're left standing there dumbstruck and ashamed as your college friend looks on disapprovingly.