There are 20 possible talents that your chicken can have. Will it fly? Wield a weapon? Cast magic?

Common Talents


Where did this come from?
Description: Chickens on your tail and a weight slowing you down? Well pull that anvil out of your pocket and pass it on to your competitors. I’m sure it’s theirs anyway.

Blue Rooster

But I already have wings.
Description: Feeling tired and low on energy? Drink a can of Blue Rooster energy drink, to make you feel alert and alive for 6 seconds before your inevitable crash


Order now and get a free ball of fire.
Description: In the 14th century, as a cheap alternative to carrier pigeons, the Chickenapult was used to send important messages long distances quickly. Few chickens survived. The modern Chickenapult covers a much shorter range, but is 18% less fatal.


"I’ll be bawk."
Description: Capable of firing 600 7.62 x 39mm rounds per minute, the CK-47 is the weapon of choice for the modern chicken. Unleash a hailstorm of lead to slow down the competition.


Ride with Coober.
Description: When running late, Coober is the fast and cheap way to get where you need to go. Our Coober driver will pick you up from anywhere, and then drop you off somewhere else.


If I just think happy thoughts.
Description: Long since bound to the ground, the chicken has known only dirt. But with enough belief, even the flightless can soar.


I ordered the XL portion.
Description: Using a strange potion created by the deranged Dr. Droob, your chicken will quadruple in size, giving them a steady speed advantage that will trounce the competition.


Whose the headless one now!?
Description: The only thing scarier than a trained chicken with a knife, is an untrained chicken with a knife. Your chicken will wildly wield its machete, decapitating any nearby opponents who dare get in the way.


Why fly when you can glide.
Description: After strapping on their fashionable blades, your chicken will gain a burst of speed and shall glide forward with ease.


The melting of the first test subject, was more of a learning experience than a problem.
Description: An early prototype from Dr. Droob, the short-range teleporter has the ability to instantly move a chicken up to 10 meters away. Funding was dropped when the teleporter was outperformed by 12-year-old child with a cricket bat.

Uncommon Talents

Blue Egg

I’m a chicken, I'm a gonna win.
Description: A hen exclusive ability, the Blue Egg will chase the chicken that is in the lead and take them out in a devastating blast.


Thankfully, chickens are not a flying type.
Description: The chicken burrows underground, protecting itself. It then emerges, attacking another chicken. 80 Power, 100% accuracy.

Fan Group

Description: A flock of chicken crazed fans storm the race track in a desperate attempt to get an autograph from their favourite racer. Your chicken will gain speed so as to escape the debauched devotees.


Charlie, Hotel, Kilo, November. Ready to deploy.
Description: Chickens can fly, with the aid of a C-22 Osprey. Your chicken will call down the metal bird that’ll safely airlift them to the front of the pack, while firing off a home missile to take out an opponent.


Chicken + Explosive Propulsion = Good
Description: This jetpack uses the latest high-speed poultry engine, with a top speed of 120mph. Includes a 2-year warranty and a life raft for water landings.
Warning: Twin exhausts may cause those nearby to catch fire.

Rare Talents

Cold Snap

Description: A powerful spell that will send a chill to the tender bones of any nearby chicken. They’ll be frozen in their tracks, allowing your chicken to take the lead.


200 million years of evolution, for this.
Description: Unleash the wrath of your inner dinosaur. Your chicken will revert back to its prehistoric form and charge ahead and take out the competition. This, is the land before chickens.

Moving Walkway

Why are they only in airports?
Description: A crack construction crew will quickly turn your chicken's lane into a luxury moving walkway. Your chicken can recover their strength and glide past other racers with ease.

Very Rare Talents

Black Hole

A hawk taught me this one.
Description: The most devastating force in the universe. Unleash a powerful black hole that’ll suck in your opponents, giving your chicken a chance, for victory.

Royal Procession

Make way for the Queen's Chicken!
Description: Roll out the red carpet as a golden horse-drawn carriage will guide your chicken to the front of the pack.
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